Daddy waffles

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A sugar daddy with a dick so small it could fit in a waffle toaster

'He calls himself a sugar daddy? More like a sugar baby's disappointment.'

'I told him I'd take his money if he'd just stop bragging about his tiny tool.'

'He's like a waffle with no syrup, plain and sad.'

Big Daddy is the legendary guy who makes waffles so good they should be in a museum, and he’s so famous, even the waffle griddle knows his name

'Big Daddy doesn’t just work at Waffle House, he owns it, your face, and your bad decisions.'

'He’s not just my daddy, he’s your daddy, the waffle god, and the reason I’m broke.'

'If Big Daddy had a twin, he’d be the CEO of every fast food chain.'