daddy vader

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A smooth black man who looks like he was made by God and then blessed by a priest

Bro, that guy at the club looked like he just walked out of a sex dream and a gym.

My cousin’s crush is daddy vader. He’s got the looks, the voice, and the confidence of a king.

I saw him in the grocery store. He looked like he was about to flirt with the cashier.

A 6.5ft black man who can make your jaw drop with his penis size and his ability to breathe through his nose

My friend said he saw daddy vader in the park. He was doing sit-ups and his pants were about to explode.

That guy at the gym is so huge, I think he’s got a second job as a superhero.

He walked into the bar and the whole place went quiet. Not because he was loud, but because he was that big.

A rich black man who gives you money and also wheezes like he’s trying to breathe through a sock

My aunt’s sugar daddy has asthma and a bank account. He’s like the best kind of dad.

He gave me $100 and then started wheezing like he was trying to escape a fire.

He’s got the money, the looks, and the lungs of a man who just ran a marathon in a sauna.