Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A girl's way of saying a teacher is her favorite cocky, annoying, backstabbing friend.

My teacher is my daddy uncle. He gives me candy and flirts with my mom.

He calls me 'honey' and I call him 'daddy uncle'.

He lets me cheat on tests because he's my daddy uncle.

2

A guy who dumps his wife and her kids just to marry his wife's sister and get more kids.

He left his wife for her sister and now he’s my daddy uncle.

He got remarried and now I have two uncles instead of one.

He married his sister-in-law and now he’s my daddy uncle.

3

A creepy guy with a vest, a mustache, and a face full of bad decisions and good vibes.

He wears a vest like it's a fashion statement and he's my daddy uncle.

He has a mustache like he's a pirate and he's my daddy uncle.

He has a string vest and a smile like he's about to ruin my life.

4

What kids hear when a traveling salesman comes to town and their mom says he’s their daddy uncle.

My mom said the guy at the door was my daddy uncle and he sold me a lousy toy.

He came to the house and my mom said he was my daddy uncle.

He stayed the night and my mom called him my daddy uncle.

5

A guy who looks like a creepy old man and somehow steals your money or your future.

He’s my daddy uncle and he stole my allowance.

He’s my daddy uncle and he took my college fund.

He’s my daddy uncle and he’s gonna ruin my life.

6

When your mom had sex with your uncle and you came out of that mess.

My mom and uncle had sex and I came out of it.

They had a baby and I was the result of their mess.

They got together and I was the byproduct of their stupid love.

7

When a girl’s mom has a baby with her brother and the kid has two fathers who are also uncles.

My mom had a baby with my uncle and now he’s my daddy uncle.

He’s my uncle and my baby daddy and he’s my daddy uncle.

He’s my uncle and my dad and he’s my daddy uncle.