Daddy tummy

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A guy in his 30s who looks like he ate a whole pizza and forgot to exercise. He has kids and a gut that could make a baby cry.
My brother is a daddy tummy. He eats like a horse and still has time to play video games.
At the park, my dad looked like a daddy tummy. He tried to run after my dog and fell over.
My teacher called my dad a daddy tummy. He had a belly bigger than my backpack.
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A man who has kids, a belly, and probably a bad haircut. He’s not a dadbod, he’s a daddy tummy and proud of it.
My uncle has a daddy tummy. He eats donuts for breakfast and still has time to tell jokes.
My friend’s dad has a daddy tummy. He can’t fit into his pants anymore.
My dad has a daddy tummy. He tried to do a push-up and it looked like he was trying to die.
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A guy in his 30s with kids and a gut so big it could be a side dish. He doesn’t care, he’s a daddy tummy and he’s rocking it.
My neighbor has a daddy tummy. He eats pizza every day and still has time to mow the lawn.
My dad has a daddy tummy. He tried to do a sit-up and it looked like he was doing a belly flop.
My brother has a daddy tummy. He eats like a pig and still has time to play video games.
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