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The king of all daddies. No one else even comes close. He’s the fat, loud, orange man in the white house who thinks he’s the best at everything.
DADDY TRUMP IS THE BEST DADDY EVER. NO ONE CAN STOP HIM!
I WOULD FOLLOW DADDY TRUMP INTO A FIRE. HE’S THAT GOOD.
DADDY TRUMP IS THE ONLY DADDY I NEED. THE REST CAN KICK IT.