daddy trump

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The king of all daddies. No one else even comes close. He’s the fat, loud, orange man in the white house who thinks he’s the best at everything.
DADDY TRUMP IS THE BEST DADDY EVER. NO ONE CAN STOP HIM!
I WOULD FOLLOW DADDY TRUMP INTO A FIRE. HE’S THAT GOOD.
DADDY TRUMP IS THE ONLY DADDY I NEED. THE REST CAN KICK IT.
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Daddy Trump is the best president ever. He’s got more money than your whole family combined and he’s not even trying.
DADDY TRUMP IS THE BEST. HE’LL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, OR I’LL SUE HIM.
DADDY TRUMP IS THE BEST PRESIDENT. HE’S RICH, LOUD, AND HE KICKS BUTT.
I’LL VOTE FOR DADDY TRUMP EVERY SINGLE TIME. HE’S THE BEST.
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A loud, orange, rich man who thinks he’s a stripper. He’s also a president and he’s not afraid to say it.
DADDY TRUMP IS A STRIPPER. HE DANCES ON TABLES AND TALKS ABOUT BILLS.
I TOLD MY MOTHER DADDY TRUMP IS A STRIPPER. SHE DIDN’T BELIEVE ME.
DADDY TRUMP STRIPES IN THE WHITE HOUSE. HE’S THAT GOOD.
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Trump Daddy Fever is when you get so excited watching Trump yell at Democrats so loud that you start sweating and screaming like a baby.
I GOT TRUMP DADDY FEVER AND I STARTED SWEATING LIKE I JUST RAN A MARATHON.
TRUMP DADDY FEVER KICKED IN AND I SCREAMED LIKE A LITTLE KID.
I HAD TRUMP DADDY FEVER AND I YELLED SO LOUD MY DOG DIED.
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