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A man who acts like he’s got a million dollars and no responsibilities while he’s cheating on his wife and kids with every hot girl he sees.
My dad left my mom for the mail lady. Now he’s at the gym with the yoga instructor.
He’s got a kid in third grade and still thinks he’s in high school.
He texted his mistress ‘I’ll be there in 5’ and left my mom in the grocery store.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy who’s got a wife and kids but still thinks he’s the main character of his own drama, hooking up with anyone who’ll let him.
He left my mom for the barista. Now he’s trying to get the barista’s sister.
He’s got a kid in second grade and still thinks he’s got it all.
He’s got a kid in third grade and still thinks he’s got it all.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A man who’s got a wife and kids but still acts like he’s got no life and still trying to get laid with every hot person he sees.
He left my mom for the teacher. Now he’s trying to get the teacher’s assistant.
He’s got a kid in first grade and still thinks he’s got it all.
He’s got a kid in second grade and still thinks he’s got it all.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A dad who’s got a wife and kids but still thinks he’s got a million bucks and still trying to get laid with every hot person he sees.
He left my mom for the mail lady. Now he’s trying to get the mail lady’s brother.
He’s got a kid in third grade and still thinks he’s got it all.
He’s got a kid in first grade and still thinks he’s got it all.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A man who has a wife and kids but still thinks he’s got no life and still trying to get laid with every hot person he sees.
He left my mom for the barista. Now he’s trying to get the barista’s husband.
He’s got a kid in second grade and still thinks he’s got it all.
He’s got a kid in third grade and still thinks he’s got it all.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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