Daddy Tem-Geist

Dad Tem-Geist just texted me, 'Hey cutie, I’m gonna be late, but I’ll make it up to you.' I replied, 'You better or I’m gonna come to your house.'

At the gym, I saw a guy flexing like a dad and yelling 'I’m a Daddy Tem-Geist, and I’m not afraid to show it!' I facepalmed and walked away.

My friend got stood up by a Daddy Tem-Geist who said, 'I had to go help my kid with homework.' I said, 'You’re a grown man, you don’t need help with homework.'

My coworker said, 'I got a text from a Daddy Tem-Geist: 'I’m stuck in traffic, but I’ll be there soon.' I said, 'You’re 10 minutes away, you’re not stuck in traffic, you’re just lazy.'

At the mall, a guy walked up to me and said, 'Hey, I’m a Daddy Tem-Geist, and I’m here to save you from your problems.' I said, 'You’re not saving me, you’re just wasting my time.'

My sister got a message from a Daddy Tem-Geist that said, 'I’m gonna be late, but I’ll bring you a pizza.' I said, 'You can just show up on time.'

My friend got yelled at by a Daddy Tem-Geist who said, 'You didn’t even say hello! What kind of person are you?'

I got a message from a Daddy Tem-Geist that said, 'You’re not even trying, I’m gonna have to call your mom.' I replied, 'You’re not my dad, you’re just a Tem-Geist.'

At the park, a guy approached me and said, 'Hey, I’m a Daddy Tem-Geist, and I’m here to help you out.' I said, 'I don’t need help, I just need you to stop acting like my dad.'