daddy tax

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The sneaky part of whatever you eat, get for free, or waste your time on because your dad is a greedy, loud, messy pig who thinks he invented money and should get a cut of everything.
Your dad takes the last Twix from your Halloween stash and eats it in front of you while watching football.
He takes your video game time to watch his stupid YouTube videos.
He takes your lunch money to buy a bag of chips and a soda.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When a guy gives you a little something extra, like a back rub or a head nod, just because he’s been paying for your pizza and soda all month and he's got a hard-on.
Your dad gives you a back rub after he pays for your pizza and says, 'You're my favorite kid.'
He gives you a head nod and says, 'You're getting extra dessert because I'm a generous man.'
He gives you a back rub and says, 'I’ve been paying for your pizza and soda all month, so you deserve this.'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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