Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A hot guy who bangs milfs and throws money at them like it's confetti

He paid for her hotel room just so he could get her alone.

She took him to a fancy dinner and he didn't even blink.

He gave her a necklace and called it a 'love token'.

2

A guy who hits on milfs and doesn't care if they're married or not

He asked her to sneak out of her husband's house in the middle of the night.

He told her wife he was just 'checking in on his girl'.

He sent her a text at 2 a. m. and called her 'my main squeeze'.

3

A man who bangs milfs and acts like he's doing them a favor

He said he was 'helping her out' when he really just wanted her body.

He told her husband he was 'just being nice' to her.

He gave her a $200 gift card and called it 'payment for the job well done'.

4

A guy who loves milfs and doesn't mind being the third wheel

He showed up at her husband's work party and no one said a word.

He took her to the movies and made her husband watch from the back row.

He sat with her at lunch and her husband just stared at both of them.

5

A man who bangs milfs and doesn't even think about the consequences

He left her at the bar and didn't even say goodbye.

He got her pregnant and then went on vacation.

He forgot her birthday and sent her a text that said 'sorry, I was busy being cool'.

6

A guy who loves milfs and treats them like they're his personal side dish

He showed up at her house every night and just ate her for dinner.

He told her husband he was 'just tasting the flavor' of her life.

He gave her a second helping and called it 'a love bite'.