Daddy Steel

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A dad who can burn a steak to charcoal but can still make your heart race when he gets wild in the bedroom.

'I promise I'll stop telling bad jokes if you stop burning my chicken.'

'He grilled my burger so bad it looked like it had a death wish.'

'He said 'I love you' and then proceeded to make me cum twice.'

A man who thinks he's the king of the grill but actually knows how to turn your night into a hot mess.

'He told a joke so bad it made my dog cry.'

'He grilled my burger so bad I could've used it to start a fire.'

'He came in like a king and left like a god.'

A dad who can make you laugh until you're crying and then take you to a whole new level of pleasure.

'He told a joke so bad I had to take a break from life.'

'He grilled my burger and my heart at the same time.'

'He was the worst joke teller but the best lover I ever had.'

A guy who thinks he's the best at grilling but secretly loves making you feel like you're on fire in the best way.

'He told a joke so bad it was like listening to a broken record.'

'He grilled my burger so bad it could've killed a dragon.'

'He was the worst at jokes but the best at love.'

A dad who burns your food but makes your body feel like it's on fire in a good way.

'He told a joke so bad I needed a drink to survive.'

'He grilled my burger so bad it looked like it had been tortured.'

'He was the worst joke teller but the best lover in the world.'

A man who thinks he's the king of the grill but actually makes your heart race when he gets wild.

'He told a joke so bad I had to hide from my dog.'

'He grilled my burger so bad it was like watching a horror movie.'

'He came in like a joke and left like a god.'