daddy stage

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When a man becomes a dad and stops caring about looking good. His gut gets huge and his arms turn into jelly.

My dad's got a gut like a donut and arms like noodles.

He stopped working out the day his first kid was born.

He now wears pajamas to work and calls it a fashion statement.

The time when a man becomes a dad and turns into a walking meatball. No more gym. No more hair. Just bread and butter.

He looks like he ate the whole pizza and forgot to brush his teeth.

He now wears a shirt that says 'I survived the first year of parenting.'

He doesn't even know what a sit-up is anymore.

When a man becomes a dad and lets his body go. He eats like a pig and moves like a sloth.

He eats three burgers for breakfast and calls it a meal.

He can't walk up a flight of stairs without panting like a dog.

He now has a belly that could hold a small child.