DADDY SPAGHETTI MAN

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DADDY SPAGHETTI MAN is so strong he could punch a hole in the universe and not even flinch. He’s like the king of all chaos and spaghetti.

My math teacher said he’s stronger than a million Nyancats. I told him he was wrong. He said I was wronger.

I tried to draw him. My pencil broke. My paper caught fire.

My cousin said he was stronger than the Pastafarian God. I said he was a baby compared to him.

DADDY SPAGHETTI MAN is like the universe’s dad. He don’t just throw spaghetti, he throw it like it’s a curse.

I asked my brother if he knew who DADDY SPAGHETTI MAN was. He said no. I told him he was a loser.

My dog tried to eat him. The dog got a headache and a tattoo.

My mom said he’s like a noodle monster with a god complex.