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A tiny man who gives money and lets you do whatever you want.
He gave me $50 just to text him.
He buys me lunch every day and calls me his little rat.
He said I could skip homework if I called him daddy smurf.
Daddy smurf
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A short man who gives cash and acts like he's your dad.
He sent me $200 for my birthday and called me his baby.
He said I could stay out late if I called him daddy smurf.
He gave me a phone and said I was his new kid.
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A little man who gives you cash and treats you like his son.
He paid for my concert ticket and said I was his favorite smurf.
He gave me a gift card and said I was his mini-me.
He sent me a pizza and called me his smurf boy.