Daddy Smoos

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the king of kings, the lord of all lords, the only guy who can make your dick hard just by breathing in the same general direction

Dad just walked into the room and I got a boner before I even saw him

My cousin's dog started licking the floor when Daddy Smoos entered the house

I got a text from my mom saying 'he's coming over' and I immediately peed my pants

by Slangipedia 14d ago

the man who can make you cum just by looking at you, and if you're not already cumming, you're probably dead

I was eating breakfast and saw Daddy Smoos in the background, now I'm on the floor crying

My brother's cat ran away when he saw Daddy Smoos

I was in the middle of a math test and started jerking off because he walked by

by Slangipedia 14d ago

the only person who can make your face turn red just by saying your name, and it’s not because you’re embarrassed, it’s because you're getting a boner

My teacher called my name and I turned red because Daddy Smoos was in the room

I was eating a taco and my face turned red because he said 'hello'

I got caught staring at him in the grocery store and my face looked like a tomato

by Slangipedia 14d ago