Daddy Skurm

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The guy who has more side hoes than a McDonald's has fries

Daddy Skurm just texted me and said he's got 5 new hoes today. I'm sad.

He's the reason my best friend has a new nickname: 'Hoe Whisperer.'

Daddy Skurm’s side hoes are like a buffet, you can’t eat them all.

The man who’s got more side hoes than a soccer team has players

Daddy Skurm just broke up with his third side hoe this week. Still got four more.

He’s got a whole squad, and they all know his name.

He’s got more side hoes than my mom has chores.

The king of the side hoes, he’s got more than a pizza has slices

Daddy Skurm just called me and said he’s got a new side hoe named Karen. I’m not even mad.

He’s like a pizza, you can’t have just one side hoe.

He’s got so many side hoes, they all have their own Instagram.