Daddy Sitting

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when the dad is forced to watch the kid and it's like the worst punishment ever
Dad: I'd rather eat a bowl of spaghetti with a fork made of nails.
Mom: You're doing it whether you like it or not.
Kid: I'm gonna cry and make it worse for you.
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the dad getting stuck with the kid like he was handed a hot potato and a curse
Dad: This kid is louder than my ex on a Tuesday.
Mom: You're doing it. Don't even think about running.
Kid: I'm gonna scream until the neighbors call the cops.
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the dad being made to watch the kid like he was sentenced to jail by the kid's mom
Dad: I'm gonna die in this house.
Mom: You're doing it for the rest of the week.
Kid: I'm gonna throw a tantrum and make it official.
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