Daddy shank

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Daddy shank is the guy who shoves his junk in your face when you’re changing clothes and yells your name like he’s your dad.

Daddy shank just walked in and said, 'Hey Kyle, I know you're not wearing pants.'

My buddy got yelled at by daddy shank for wearing a shirt inside out.

Daddy shank came up behind me and said, 'You look like you’ve been run over by a donkey.'

Daddy shank is the guy who takes your lunch money and tells you he’s your dad.

Daddy shank took my snack and said, 'You’re not allowed to eat until you pay me back.'

I tried to skip lunch, but daddy shank showed up and said, 'You’re my kid now.'

Daddy shank called me 'weak' and made me do 20 push-ups.

Daddy shank is the guy who smells like old socks and thinks he’s your dad.

Daddy shank walked in and said, 'You look like you’ve been crying.' I said, 'I have, and it’s because of you.'

Daddy shank told me I had to clean the locker room or he’d tell my mom.

Daddy shank showed up with a mop and said, 'You’re not done until this floor shines like a unicorn.'