daddy scar

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A big purple kiss from your dad that smells like old beer and regret
My dad kissed me before he left for work. I looked like a raccoon that got hit by a truck.
I got a daddy scar after my dad tried to impress my mom.
That purple mark on my neck is from my dad trying to be cool.
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A purple mark from your dad that looks like he bit you and then cried
My dad gave me a daddy scar after he had one too many beers.
I got that mark because my dad tried to be romantic and failed.
My dad kissed me and left a mark so big, my mom thought I was poisoned.
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A huge purple spot on your neck from your dad’s lips and his bad breath
My dad gave me a daddy scar and now my neck looks like a bruise from a monster.
I got that purple spot because my dad tried to be cute and smelled like a garbage can.
That mark on my neck is from my dad’s lips and his old coffee breath.
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