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What a dad shoves down his daughter's throat when he's too lazy to cook.
Dad: 'This is dinner, eat it or I'll take away your phone.'
Daughter: 'This is not dinner, this is a punishment.'
Dad: 'You're welcome, I'm your dad.'
Daddy sausage
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The breakfast of champions, if the champions are fat and have bad breath.
Mom: 'Why did you eat that?' Dad: 'Because it was there.'
Daughter: 'I'm going to throw up.' Dad: 'Then you'll be full.'
Brother: 'That's not breakfast, that's a crime.'
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The meaty love a dad gives his daughter when he's too cheap to buy her anything else.
Daughter: 'Why do you always give me sausage?' Dad: 'Because you're my favorite.'
Mom: 'He gave her a whole loaf of sausage.'
Daughter: 'I'm not hungry anymore.' Dad: 'Good.'