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A black guy who’s so autistic he thinks he’s a gangster but is actually a sad little man who cries when he can’t finish a pizza and has a tiny weenie that looks like a chicken nugget.
He tried to flex at the gym but tripped over his own ego.
He sent a DM saying 'I’m the king of the block' but forgot to put pants on.
He started a rap battle with a toddler and lost because he couldn’t remember the lyrics.
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A black guy who’s so dumb he thinks his shiny head is a trophy and his tiny pecker is a sword, but everyone else knows he’s just a delusional manchild.
He tried to be a superhero but got stuck in a vending machine.
He posted a TikTok of himself walking like a robot and called it 'the future of hip-hop.'
He yelled at a chicken for not being tough enough.
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A black guy who thinks he’s the next big thing but is just a sad man with a head like a disco ball and a pecker so small it’s not even funny anymore.
He tried to start a band but only had one song and it was about his chicken nuggets.
He sent a text saying 'I’m coming for you, Beyoncé' but didn’t know where she lived.
He tried to fight a mailbox and got stuck inside it.
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