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A daddy saddle is like a magical seat on a man’s back that lets kids ride him like a beast while gripping his shoulders like a vice. It’s the ultimate flex for any kid who thinks they’re a king.
My kid rides me like I’m a horse and I’m just trying to breathe.
He’s got my shoulders in a death grip and won’t let go.
I’m walking through the mall like a man wearing a kid on his back.