Daddy Rothbart

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Daddy Rothbart is the king of all fun and farts. He eats the best weed and drowns in butter. His butt is like a butter tank.
Dad, why is your butt glowing? I think it's full of butter.
He eats a whole bag of chips and still fits butter in his butt.
His butt is so buttery, it's like a butter sandwich.
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Daddy Rothbart is a god of sex and snacks. He can drink laxatives like water and still look good.
He drank five laxatives and still looked like a movie star.
He eats snacks while doing magic with his butt.
He drank laxatives and laughed like a maniac.
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Daddy Rothbart’s nose is long and powerful. He can curse anyone who says 'heck' and it’s not even a real word.
He cursed my math teacher for saying 'heck' in class.
He cursed my dog for barking at 3 a. m.
He cursed my mom for forgetting my lunch.
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