daddy quinn

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the dad who thinks he's cool but still smells like old pizza and regret
Dad: 'I'm outta here, son.' Son: 'You're still in the house.'
Dad tried to text me but spelled 'cool' as 'coo l.'
He left his coffee mug in the toilet and called it 'a lifestyle.'
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the man who still wears his high school gym shorts and calls it 'fashion'
He showed up to my concert wearing gym shorts and a t-shirt that said 'I survived 2008.'
He tried to dance to my song and fell over like a felled tree.
He said my band was 'okay' and left before the encore.
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the guy who thinks he's tough but still cries at every sad movie and every pizza commercial
He cried during 'The Lion King' and then asked for a slice of pizza.
He sobbed during the 'Titanic' scene and then said, 'That's how I knew I loved my wife.'
He wept during the pizza commercial and then bought 10 pizzas.
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