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A love where one person is basically begging for attention while the other acts like they're not even trying.

Hey, I texted you 10 times yesterday. Why didn’t you reply? I was crying in the hallway.

You left me on read for two weeks. I was like, 'Is this a thing? Or is this a trap?"

I brought you coffee every morning for a month. You still don’t know my name.

A relationship where one person is giving 100% and the other is giving 10%, and they’re both confused why it’s not working.

You asked me out on a date 12 times. I said yes every time. Why are we still at the same restaurant?

I wrote you a poem. You said, 'Cool.' I was like, 'Cool? That’s it?'

I flew to your city for a weekend. You stayed in your pajamas the whole time.

When someone is so desperate for love that they act like they're the best thing since sliced bread, and the other person is just like, 'Okay, fine.'

You sent me 27 voice notes in one day. I was like, 'Are you trying to break my phone?'

I asked you out. You said yes. I thought I won the lottery. You thought I said, 'Okay.'

You texted me every hour for a week. I was like, 'You’re not even cute.'

A type of love that’s like a one-person show, and the other person is just there for the encore.

You called me at 3 a. m. twice in one week. I was like, 'You’re not even tired?'

I did all the planning for our date. You showed up wearing sweatpants and said, 'Is this a date?'

I brought you soup when you were sick. You said, 'Thanks, I guess.' I was like, 'Guess? I did everything.'

When one person is in love and the other is like, 'I don’t even know what love is.'

I told you I liked you. You said, 'Okay.' I was like, 'Okay? That’s all you got?'

I sent you a love letter. You read it and said, 'Cool.' I was like, 'Cool? That’s it?'

You asked me out. I said yes. You said, 'Okay.' I was like, 'Okay? Are you even trying?'

A relationship where one person is on fire and the other is just like, 'Is this a fire alarm?'

I called you every day for a month. You said, 'Okay.' I was like, 'Okay? That’s all you got?'

I brought you pizza every night for a week. You said, 'Okay.' I was like, 'Okay? I brought you pizza!'

You sent me 100 messages in one day. I said, 'Okay.' I was like, 'Okay? I think you're trying to break my phone.'