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A man who eats Cheeto Puffs like it's his job and has so many weird apps on his phone it's like he's trying to get into a relationship with his phone.

'I saw him eating Cheeto Puffs in the grocery store and he was texting someone named 'Cheeto Lover' the whole time.'

'He has 17 apps for dating and 3 for watching cat videos.'

'He tried to ask me out and said, 'Do you want to be my Cheeto Puff princess?' I said no.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A giant-toothed, talentless beast that lives off other people's work and yells 'we won't stop' every time you try to kill it.

'He screamed 'we won't stop' for 10 minutes after I told him I was going to take his job.'

'He yelled it in a karaoke bar and got thrown out.'

'He did it in the middle of a Zoom meeting and everyone quit.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A man so bad at rapping, he might as well be called 'ass-rapper' and nobody believes him when he says he's good.

'He tried to rap and it sounded like he was trying to sing through a broken kazoo.'

'He said he was a rapper and I told him, 'You're more of an ass-rapper than a rapper.'

'He tried to rap on a podcast and the host had to leave the room.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A snake who killed two of the best rappers in the world to get rich, and now he thinks he's cool because he has a fancy clothes line.

'He killed 2Pac and Biggie just so he could get rich and now he thinks he's cool.'

'He tried to take over the music world and now he just sells clothes.'

'He's a snake who killed two of the best rappers and now he's just a fancy man.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

The worst rapper ever, who takes other people's music and adds bad, boring lyrics to it like it's a hobby.

'He took a good song and added lyrics that sounded like he was reading a grocery list.'

'He remixed a hit song and it turned into a disaster.'

'He tried to rap over a good beat and it sounded like he was reading from a textbook.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A conceited, rich man who thinks he's the best because of his money and his fancy cars, and he doesn't care about anything else.

'He thinks he's the best because he has a fancy car and 10 girlfriends.'

'He said, 'I don't care about you, I have money bitches.''

'He walks into a room like he owns it and nobody even looks at him.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

An old man who likes to puff and is so gay he thinks he's the best at it, and now he's called P. Diddy because of it.

'He puffs like it's his job and everyone thinks he's the best at it.'

'He went from 'Puff Daddy' to 'P. Diddy' because he wanted to sound cooler.'

'He's an old man who puffs and thinks he's the best gay man ever.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago