daddy please

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1
A loud cry you yell when your daddy is giving you the best head of your life or when you're begging him to stop being a lazy ass and just cum already.
'DADDY PLEASE I'M GONNA DIE FROM THIS GOODNESS!'
'DADDY PLEASE I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!'
'DADDY PLEASE I'M LITERALLY FIVE SECONDS AWAY FROM CUMMING!'
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When someone is getting fucked so slow it's like watching a turtle on a treadmill and they scream 'HARDER DADDY PLEASE' until their partner is giving them the hardest fuck of their life.
'DADDY PLEASE I'M GONNA DIE FROM THIS SLOWNESS!'
'HARDER DADDY PLEASE I'M GONNA COME FROM THE STRESS!'
'DADDY PLEASE I'M GONNA KILL THIS SLOW TURTLE!'
3
When you're so turned on by your daddy that you're begging him to fuck you so hard your vagina gets ejected out of your body like a cannonball.
'DADDY PLEASE I WANT YOU TO SHOOT MY VAGINA OUT!'
'DADDY PLEASE I'M GONNA BE A VAGINA CANON!'
'DADDY PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO LIVE WITHOUT MY VAGINA ANYMORE!'
4
A cute way to ask your daddy to do something sexual, usually because you're a little kid or just super turned on.
'DADDY PLEASE CAN I SIT ON YOUR FACE?'
'DADDY PLEASE I NEED YOU TO FILL ME UP!'
'DADDY PLEASE I'M READY TO DIE FROM THIS GOODNESS!'
5
What a stupid kid says when they're searching 'daddy please' on Urban Dictionary and should be doing their homework instead of being a sexual mess.
'WHY IS THIS SO SEXY? I'M ONLY 10!'
'DADDY PLEASE IS A LIE I'M NOT GOING TO BELIEVE IT!'
'I'M SEARCHING URBAN DICTIONARY BECAUSE I'M LAZY AND SEXY!'
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