daddy patties

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The flabby, saggy, meaty parts of a man's backside that slap together like a wet noodle in a sock.

My dad’s daddy patties slap so loud I could use them as a alarm clock

I asked him to stop eating pizza for a week, his daddy patties looked like they were about to explode

He tried to do a handstand and his daddy patties just flopped like a dead fish

A man who eats crayons for breakfast and tries to make your mom cry by licking her toes at 3 a. m.

He ate crayons, licked my moms toes, and called me a baby

He tried to bang my mom while eating a whole bag of chips

He told my mom he was gonna propose and then threw up on her dress

The man who holds your butt cheeks like a sandwich while you do your business and calls it a love ritual.

He held my butt cheeks while I pooped and called it a sacred bond

He said my butt cheeks were the key to his soul

He wouldn't let me poop unless he held my butt cheeks

The nickname for the guy who scores touchdowns like he’s been doing it since he was born and has a head like a football.

He ran faster than my dog and scored a touchdown

He had a head like a football and a butt like a donut

He threw a pass so hard it knocked my mom out

Your partner who has a butt that could beat a donut or a cock that could slap a horse.

He has a butt that could beat a donut and a cock that could slap a horse

His cock is so big it could be a new kind of meat

His butt is so big it could be a new kind of meat