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A man so hot he could make a nun scream and a priest cry. He'll take your junk and twist it like a pretzel. If you're lucky, he'll let you lick his body in the shower. If you're not, you'll be stuck forever. His sausage is so big, it could beat a rhino in a wrestling match.
My dad is a p daddy. I swear he could make my sister blush in church.
He walked in and I got a hard-on so fast, my pants fell off.
He looked at me and I ran to the shower and cried like a baby.