daddy or chips

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a stupid game where you pick between two gross options like picking between your dad or stale chips
I chose chips and now my dad is crying in the corner
Why would anyone pick daddy over chips? That’s like picking pizza over tacos
I picked daddy and my chips got fat and died
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the guy who looks like he just walked out of a meat locker and kissed your soul
He’s the daddy of all daddies and I’m just a chip in the corner
I’d marry this guy if he gave me a chip
He’s like a superhero but with more sweat and less pants
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when a guy is so good looking you’d sell your soul just to be with him
I’d jump in a lava pit for this guy
He’s hotter than my ex and my ex had a fire
I’d give up chips, my dad, and my pants for this man
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