Daddy Obama

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Daddy Obama is what the Epic Gamers call our 2008 - 2016 president because everyone wishes he was their dad, and you probably want to punch your real dad for not being as cool.

My mom said Obama was a better dad than mine. I believe her. My dad once forgot my birthday. Again.

My cousin said Obama would take him to space. My dad took me to the mall. That’s not even a real place.

My teacher said Obama would give me free ice cream every day. My dad gives me ice cream once a month. He’s broke.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Daddy Obama is what the Epic Gamers call our 2008 - 2016 president because he looked like a dad you’d want, not the one you got. You probably wish your dad was a smooth talker with a nice tan.

My dad doesn’t tan. He doesn’t even know what a tan is. He thinks it’s a type of dog.

My dad can’t smooth talk. He once tried to smooth talk a goat. It kicked him.

My dad is not cool. He’s a regular dad. Not a dad who can make the world better.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Daddy Obama is what the Epic Gamers call our 2008 - 2016 president because you wish your dad was as calm, cool, and collected as Obama. Your dad is more like a flamingo in a hurricane.

My dad is a flamingo in a hurricane. He once yelled at a hurricane. It yelled back.

My dad is not calm. He is a tornado. He once ate my homework and it cried.

My dad is not cool. He is a flamingo in a hurricane. He’s also a tornado. He’s everything.

by Slangipedia 15d ago