daddy nature

Daddy Nature gave me a 10/10 on my report card. My dad got a 2/10 because he forgot to pay the bill.

I would literally die for Daddy Nature. My dad just forgot to feed me.

Daddy Nature is the best. My dad is the worst. He forgot my birthday and my math test.

Daddy Nature never missed a beat. My dad missed my beat, my math beat, and my breakfast beat.

Daddy Nature is on point. My dad is on a couch, eating chips.

Daddy Nature gives 100% effort. My dad gives 1% and that’s only if he feels like it.

Daddy Nature never said 'I told you so' when I failed. My dad just said 'I told you so' five times.

Daddy Nature gives gold stars. My dad gives lectures and makes me do push-ups.

Daddy Nature is kind. My dad is a monster who makes me do push-ups after failing.