Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Mk is the dad who shows up just in time to save your ass from getting beat up

Mk walked in and the whole group ran away like little babies.

He showed up right when my brother was about to punch me in the face.

He even gave my brother a wedgie and walked out like he owned the place.

2

Mk is the dad who acts like he’s the boss of everyone

He yelled at the teacher like he was the principal.

He told my mom to shut up during parent-teacher conference.

He even tried to give the principal a wedgie.

3

Mk is the dad who shows up just to mess with you

He came in and made my brother do 10 push-ups.

He took my phone and said I couldn’t use it for a week.

He even made my mom laugh at my embarrassment.

4

Mk is the dad who gives the worst advice but somehow always saves the day

He told me to run and I ended up winning the race.

He said to punch my brother and I got my phone back.

He told me to eat a whole pizza and I got full and happy.

5

Mk is the dad who shows up just to yell and make everyone laugh

He yelled so loud the neighbors came out.

He made my brother cry and everyone laughed.

He even got my mom to laugh at my face.