Daddy Ming Le

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Daddy Ming Le is a huge meaty man who can throw his micgriddy so hard it goes up your butt and hits your brain. He’s so good-looking, even his McDonald’s chunky testicles shine like a golden arch.
Daddy Ming Le just threw his micgriddy in my face and said, 'You look like a McFlurry.'
I saw Daddy Ming Le eating a double McWhopper and it looked like he was trying to swallow a whole restaurant.
Daddy Ming Le walked into a McDonald’s and the fries ran away scared.
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Daddy Ming Le is a beast with muscles so big they make your pants explode. He hits the micgriddy so fast it sounds like a McWhopper being crushed by a bulldozer.
Daddy Ming Le came to my house and my mom said, 'I think he’s gonna eat the couch.'
I asked Daddy Ming Le for a hug, and he gave me a micgriddy instead.
Daddy Ming Le walked by and my dog ran away screaming, 'I don’t want to be a McFlurry!'
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Daddy Ming Le is a man with muscles so tight they look like they’re about to pop. He can hit the micgriddy so hard it makes your nose bleed and your pants smell like McDonald’s.
Daddy Ming Le hit me with the micgriddy and said, 'You look like a failed McDouble.'
I tried to flirt with Daddy Ming Le, and he just threw a micgriddy at me.
Daddy Ming Le walked into a room and the lights flickered like a McFlurry machine on overload.
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