daddy marki

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marki is the dad with so much charm he could make a goat blush and a boulder cry

daddy marki just walked in and my heart skipped a beat and my dog fell over

marki gave me a wink and i got a boner in math class

i saw marki in the grocery store and i started hyperventilating

marki is the man who could make a dead fish get a second date

marki texted me and i cried in my cereal

i saw marki in the hallway and my brain shut down

marki smiled and i got a hard-on during a fire drill

marki is the king of cool and he could make a hot dog look sexy

marki passed me in the hall and i forgot how to breathe

i texted marki and my mom got a second opinion

marki looked at me and my dog started a riot