daddy man

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A guy who a diamond needs to show off and sometimes let her friends borrow

My daddy man is so smooth, he makes my exes look like burnt toast.

He bought me a car and then told my friend she could borrow it for a week.

He's my daddy man, and he lets my cousin ride him like a pony at the fair.

The kind of guy a diamond needs to feel fancy and not be lonely

He's my daddy man, and he takes me to fancy places even when I'm being a brat.

My daddy man doesn't care if I eat pizza for dinner, he just wants me happy.

He's my daddy man, and he's the only one who understands my nonsense.

DADDY SPAGHETTI MAN IS SO STRONG, HE COULD BREAK A BRICK WALL WITH HIS SPAGHETTI

Daddy Spaghetti Man just ate a brick wall for breakfast and didn't even flinch.

He’s so strong, he can make the moon move just by yelling.

He once threw a car like it was a tennis ball, and that car was my mom’s.

DADDY SPAGHETTI MAN IS SO STRONG, HE COULD LIFT A SCHOOL BUS AND SING TO IT

He lifted a school bus and sang to it like it was his favorite song.

He once carried my whole class on his back and still had time to eat pizza.

He’s so strong, he could bench-press a mountain and still have spaghetti for dinner.

DADDY SHANAN MAN BEAST IS THE HOTTEST MAN BEAST ON PLANET PLUTO

He’s so hot, even the sun gets jealous.

He walked into a room, and the lights turned off just to look at him.

He’s so hot, my dog started licking him like he was a pizza.

A guy who loves Mabel so much, until he gets forced to be gay and touch her in the worst spot

He loved Mabel, but then he had to be gay and touch her in the worst spot ever.

He was my daddy man, until he was forced to be gay and touch Mabel like she was a pizza.

He was my favorite guy, but then he had to be gay and touch Mabel in the worst way.