daddy lust

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when a girl gets a hard-on for an old man who probably smells like old socks and regret.
My dad is 50 and still looks like a man. I’m 16 and I want to marry him.
Why is my boss hot? He’s my dad’s best friend. I’m confused and turned on.
I’m in love with my grandfather. He gives me snacks and doesn’t care if I fail math.
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the urge to sleep with a man who probably had a beard before you were born and still has it.
My teacher is 60 and has a six-pack. I’ve been distracted in math class ever since.
My uncle is a legend. He drinks whiskey and still has a six-pack. I want to be his sidekick.
My dad’s friend is 55 and still looks like a rock star. I’m jealous.
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when a girl sees a man and thinks, 'I want to marry this guy, even if he’s old enough to be my grandpa.'
My boss is 58 and still looks like a heartthrob. I’ve been daydreaming about him in meetings.
My neighbor is 62 and still has a six-pack. I asked him for a date and got rejected because he’s married.
My grandfather is 70 and still looks like a movie star. I want to marry him and make him my sidekick.
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the obsession with a man who probably smells like old beer and still has a six-pack.
My dad’s best friend is 60 and has a six-pack. I’ve been dreaming about him since I was 12.
My teacher is 55 and still has a six-pack. I’ve been distracted in class ever since.
My grandfather is 65 and still smells like old beer. I want to marry him and make him my sidekick.
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when a girl sees a man and thinks, 'I want to marry this guy even if he’s old enough to be my dad’s dad.'
My teacher is 60 and still looks like a rock star. I’ve been daydreaming about him in class.
My neighbor is 62 and still has a six-pack. I’ve been thinking about him since I was 13.
My grandfather is 70 and still looks like a movie star. I want to marry him and make him my sidekick.
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the urge to sleep with a man who probably smells like old socks, old beer, and regret.
My boss is 58 and still looks like a heartthrob. I’ve been distracted in meetings.
My teacher is 60 and still has a six-pack. I’ve been daydreaming about him in class.
My grandfather is 70 and still smells like old beer. I want to marry him and make him my sidekick.
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