daddy long stroke

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A guy with a huge pecker. He’s the type who thinks he’s the king of the bedroom and expects every woman to be his queen.
My cousin told me his ex’s boyfriend had a penis so big it could’ve been a football.
My neighbor’s girlfriend says her man’s pecker is so long, it takes two minutes to get it all in.
My teacher’s son says his dad’s cock is so big, it could’ve been a bridge.
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A man who’s got the goods and the attitude to go with it. He prefers women to be on their hands and knees so he can really get a good stretch.
My mom’s friend said her husband eats breakfast, lunch, and dinner while having sex.
My uncle’s girlfriend said her boyfriend’s penis is so long, it takes a full song to get it all in.
My cousin’s brother said his dad’s cock is so long, it could’ve been a ladder.
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A man with a monster member who likes to take his time and make women feel like they’re being run over by a truck.
My friend’s girlfriend said her boyfriend’s cock is so big, it takes a whole movie to get it all in.
My brother said his friend’s dad has a penis so long, it could’ve been a slide.
My cousin’s friend said her boyfriend’s cock is so long, he could’ve been a magician.
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