daddy long neck

Daddy long neck tried to flex his 10-year-old beard. It looked like a failed science experiment.

He texted me a selfie with a fish. I asked if he was trying to be a sea creature or just desperate.

At the party, he talked about his 'epic journey' to the store. It was 2 blocks away.

Daddy long neck walked in, and the air went from okay to 'I need a shower and a new life.'

He tried to flirt with the barista. She just stared at him like he was a ghost.

He brought a sandwich to the gym. It was the saddest thing I've ever seen.

Daddy long neck tried to rule the office. He called the coffee machine 'his loyal subject.'

He wore a crown to the grocery store. The clerk asked if he was shopping or coronating someone.

He tried to start a band. It was just him and a broken guitar.