daddy leech

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a smothering person who talks their own crap but is still the most hot mess you know. you love them but you also make fun of them like they're your personal joke.
'I failed my math test, but I still look good in this shirt.', said no one ever.
'I'm the best at everything, but I still need you to fix my hair.'
'I'm a king, but I still cry when I fall.'
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the person who insults themselves so much it's like they're trying to get you to hate them, but you still love them because they're the most attractive disaster you know.
'I'm so ugly I scared my own reflection.'
'I'm the worst at everything, but I'm still the best at being bad.'
'I failed my life, but I still look good in this outfit.'
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the person who gives you all the love and affection but also insults you constantly, and somehow you still love them because they're the most beautiful person you know.
'I love you, but I still think you're a dumbass.'
'You're the best, but I'm still gonna make fun of you.'
'I'd die for you, but I still think you're a disaster.'
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