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A rich man who thinks he's your dad but just wants to feel important

He sent me a gift card and said 'I'm your dad now', I'm still not his kid.

He bragged about me at his club like I was his trophy wife.

He tried to pay my rent and called me 'baby', I threw his coffee in his face.

A man who gives you money but only if you let him call you 'princess'

He sent me a diamond and said 'you're my princess', I called him 'my ex' the next day.

He paid my phone bill and asked me to wear a dress, I wore pajamas to his meeting.

He said I was his 'favorite daughter', I told him I was his 'least favorite'.

A man who acts like he's your dad but just wants free stuff

He said he was my dad and asked for my Instagram, I blocked him.

He called me 'babe' and asked me to go to his birthday party, I went and threw confetti on him.

He said he'd pay my bills if I called him 'daddy', I called him 'daddy' and then said 'you're fired'.