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A hot econ teacher with a fancy scarf. He loves it when students named Diederick sneak under his desk for some milk. If he catches you on your phone, he'll string you up on his Christmas tree like a cheap ornament.
Diederick got caught on his phone. Now he's hanging on the tree with the scarf.
Daddy Krol said, 'You're gonna be my tree decoration this year.'
Milk was spilled. Diederick was doomed.