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A man who beats you at games like a boss, has a face like a marble statue, and lifts weights so much his arms are like bricks.
He beat me at Fortnite and then flexed in my face like he was trying to impress my mom.
He showed me his biceps and said, 'This is why I never lose.'
He played 12 games in a row and still had energy to laugh at my bad jokes.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy who plays games so well he might as well be cheating, looks like a movie star, and works out so hard he probably has a gym in his pants.
He beat me at Mario Kart so fast I thought the game was glitched.
He looked like he walked out of a commercial and said, 'I don’t need a gym, I’ve got a gym in my pants.'
He played 7 games in one day and still had time to post a selfie with a dumbbell.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A man who plays games better than you, looks like a rock star, and lifts weights so much he probably thinks he’s a superhero.
He beat me at Rocket League and then said, 'You should’ve seen my face when I did that.'
He flexed so hard I thought he was going to break his arms.
He played 10 games in a row and still had time to make a joke about my bad moves.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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