Daddy Juicing

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The liquid that comes out of a man’s penis when he’s done being a man. If you still don’t get it, you’re a brain-dead donkey. If you still don’t get it, you’re probably a brain-dead donkey who eats crayons for dinner.
Bro, I just did my daddy juicing and now I’m ready to conquer the world.
Why are you still confused? You’re the kind of person who thinks a donkey is a type of chicken.
Daddy juicing is the only thing that makes me feel like a man again.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The juice that every dad needs to stay cool. It was started by a guy named Shayne Topp, who probably still lives in his mom’s basement.
Daddy juicing is my morning ritual. I need it to survive the day.
Shayne Topp is the reason we have this term. He’s a legend.
I don’t know why I need daddy juicing, but I do.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The juice that comes from a lanky, awkward, barely adult man who thinks he’s hot. He’s trying to be tough, but he still cries at sad movies.
That guy at the gym is a daddy juicing machine.
He thinks he’s tough, but he cried when I told him about my dog’s death.
He’s like a daddy juicing version of a sad clown.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A slang word for drugs like heroin or crack. It’s the stuff that makes you do stupid things.
I took daddy juicing and now I’m dancing in the park at 3 a. m.
Daddy juicing is my new favorite way to get high.
I used daddy juicing and now I think I’m a superhero.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The ultimate man. He has everything, money, girls, a cool car. He’s the kind of man who makes movies about himself.
He’s the ultimate daddy juicing man. Everyone wants to be him.
He drives a Lamborghini and still remembers my name.
He’s like a movie star, but with more daddy juicing.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A straight guy who has to deal with a gay guy’s annoying flirts every day. They’re best friends, but it’s a nightmare.
He’s the straight guy who gets flirts from the gay guy every day.
They’re best friends, but it’s a nightmare of flirts and cringe.
He’s the guy who still doesn’t get why the gay guy flirts with him.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A straight guy who deals with a gay guy’s flirts every day. They became best friends because life is weird.
They became best friends because life is weird and flirts are annoying.
He’s the straight guy who still gets flirts from the gay guy.
They became best friends after a long day of flirts and cringe.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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