Daddy Jude

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Big Daddy Jude is a crip lord who throws volleyballs like he’s trying to break my face.

He hit me so hard I thought my nose was gonna go on vacation.

I saw my lunch in the trash and it looked happy.

He threw a volleyball so hard I got a ticket from the principal.

Big Daddy Jude is a crip lord who hits harder than my mom when she’s mad about my grades.

He hit me so hard my backpack started crying.

I got a bruise so big it had its own ZIP code.

He hit me so hard my pencil snapped and got a tattoo.

Big Daddy Jude is a crip lord who slaps volleyballs like they owe him money.

He hit me so hard my shoes started talking.

I got so sore I could’ve cried in front of my dad.

He hit me so hard my math homework ran away.