Daddy josh

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A guy who thinks he's a dad but has never had one to show him how it's done and is too proud to admit he's clueless

"I'm gonna be the best dad ever, even though I don't know what a baby needs.", Jake, 23

"I didn't need a dad, I had a dog.", Mark, 29

"I'm like a dad, but I don't do anything except talk about it.", Chris, 21

A man who wants to be a dad but has no idea what being a dad is and thinks being a dad is just wearing a hat

"I wear a hat, so I'm a dad.", Gary, 31

"I'm a dad, I just don't do the stuff.", Ron, 27

"Dads wear hats, I wear hats, so I'm a dad.", Steve, 25

A guy who wants to be a dad but has never been a dad and thinks having a kid is just a party

"I'm gonna have a kid and throw a party.", Alex, 26

"Parties are the only thing I know about being a dad.", Mike, 24

"I don't know what a kid needs, but I know how to party.", Dave, 28

A man who wants to be a dad but has no idea how to be a dad and thinks a dad is just someone who shouts at a kid

"I shout at kids, so I'm a dad.", Tom, 30

"I don't know how to be a dad, but I know how to shout.", Ben, 29

"Shouting is the only thing I know about being a dad.", Jerry, 27

A guy who wants to be a dad but has never had a dad and thinks being a dad is just showing up once a week

"I show up once a week, so I'm a dad.", Nick, 28

"I don't need to be there all the time, just once a week.", Chris, 30

"I'm a dad, I just don't do it very often.", Sam, 26

A man who wants to be a dad but has no idea what being a dad is and thinks a dad is just someone who gives a kid a lollipop

"I give a kid a lollipop, so I'm a dad.", Jake, 27

"I don't know how to be a dad, but I know how to give lollipops.", Mark, 29

"Lollipops are the only thing I know about being a dad.", Ron, 25