Daddy Jesus

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A stupid drinking game where you bounce a tiny ball into a giant beer mug and if you mess up, you chug the whole thing like a f***ing idiot.

My cousin tried to bounce the ball into the mug and missed, so he had to drink half a mug of beer and cried like a baby.

At the party, I poured a whole mug of beer and bounced the ball in. The next guy drank it and said, 'I hate life.'

I was playing Daddy Jesus and failed three times in a row. Now I have a headache and a sore throat.

The guy who is the absolute best and always gives you everything you want. He's like the cool dad who lets you stay up late and eats all the pizza.

My friend called me 'Daddy Jesus' because he let me borrow his Xbox and didn't even ask for anything in return.

At school, my teacher was like 'Daddy Jesus' because he let us skip homework and gave us extra credit.

My mom said I was like 'Daddy Jesus' because I let her eat my sandwich and didn't even complain.

The guy who was God, then Jesus, then the Spirit after he got nailed to a cross and died like a f***ing loser.

In religion class, we learned that Daddy Jesus was God, then became Jesus, then turned into a spirit after he died and got resurrected.

My brother said Daddy Jesus was just a guy who got f***ed over by a cross and a bunch of bad decisions.

At church, the pastor said Daddy Jesus was like the original triple threat: God, Jesus, and the Spirit all in one.