Daddy Jacob

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He’s the spawn of hell and Alice from Resident Evil, and he’s got a face that could make a saint cry and a tongue that could lick a dead man’s brain
Daddy Jacob just walked in and the room went silent like a dead man’s fart
He looked at me and I felt like I was gonna vomit on his shoes
He told me a story about Alice and I fell asleep in the middle of it
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Big Daddy Jacob is a turtle-loving monster with a phat ass that could beat a donkey’s butt, he likes kids, Joseph’s left nose hole, and Noah’s dick is his favorite toy
He came in with a turtle and I almost fainted
He took Joseph’s nose and I didn’t even know what was happening
He had Noah’s dick in his hand and I was scared
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Daddy Big Emir’s ass hair is the only thing bigger than his love for Noah’s dick, and Bruno hates Mary so much he’d rather eat her alive than look at her
Bruno saw Mary and screamed like a baby
He said Mary was the worst thing since the first fart
Bruno would rather die than be near Mary
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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