Daddy issues become daddies issues

DM: 'Dad never loved me. Now I'm just trying to love myself... and my burnt toast.'

Tweet: 'Dad issues? More like dad destruction.'

Text from ex: 'You're just like your dad. You never listen.'

Post: 'Dad never gave me a snack. Now I'm just mad at the world.'

Text: 'You're still like a kid who thinks the world owes him a snack.'

DM: 'I'm still mad because Dad never gave me a snack.'

Therapy session: 'I just want to hate my dad.'

DM to therapist: 'You're the reason I have headaches on Monday.'

Text from friend: 'You're the reason my therapist has headaches on Monday.'

Text: 'I'm still the chosen one. My dad just never believed in me.'

Tweet: 'Still think I'm the chosen one. Dad doesn't.'

DM: 'You're the chosen one. Your dad just didn't get it.'

Text from lunch table: 'Dad issues? More like lunch war issues.'

Tweet: 'The lunch table is now a war zone because of my dad.'

DM: 'You're the reason the lunch table is a war zone.'

Tweet: 'I'm still the best. My dad just doesn't see it.'

Text: 'I'm the best. Dad says I'm not.'

DM: 'Still think I'm the best. Dad doesn't.'