daddy hunting

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looking for a man who’ll give you head, blowjobs, and maybe even a decent dinner if he’s feeling fancy
I’m tired of eating pizza and watching porn alone. Time to find a daddy.
He said he’d take me out. I hope he means food and not just a backroom.
If he doesn’t buy me dinner, I’m not doing his laundry.
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when you’re too lazy to date but still want someone to flirt with and occasionally give you a good time
I don’t want a boyfriend. I just want someone to text me and let me touch his cock.
He’s cute. He’s available. He’s not a full-time commitment. Perfect.
If he doesn’t text me back in 10 minutes, I’m moving on.
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the art of finding a man who’ll make you feel special without asking for your soul or your credit card
He didn’t ask for my number. He just asked if I wanted coffee. That’s a win.
I don’t need a ring. I just need a man who’ll buy me a drink.
He said he liked me. I didn’t ask for anything else. That’s a win.
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when you’re too broke to date but still want someone to flirt with and occasionally give you a good time
I can’t afford a date. But I can afford to flirt with a sexy man.
He said he’d take me out. I hope he means food and not a $100 bill.
If he doesn’t pay, I’m not doing his laundry.
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when you’re too busy with life to date but still want someone to flirt with and occasionally give you a good time
I’ve got work. I’ve got bills. I’ve got no time for dating. But I still want a man.
He’s available. He’s sexy. He’s not asking for my whole life. That’s a win.
I can flirt. I can text. I can do this.
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when you’re too tired to date but still want someone to flirt with and occasionally give you a good time
I don’t want a relationship. I just want a man who’ll make me feel good.
He said he’d take me out. I hope he means food and not a backroom.
If he doesn’t text me back in 10 minutes, I’m moving on.
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