Daddy Howl

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a guy who shoves weed into his face every night and thinks Trump is a bad word.
Dude, I saw him smoking a joint at 2 AM and still yelling about climate change.
He posted a tweet saying 'I’m a liberal and I’m proud, even if I’m high.'
He tried to explain socialism while high and failed badly.
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a man who lives in his pajamas and talks politics like it's a religion.
He wore his pajamas to the grocery store and argued with the cashier about the economy.
He called his mom and said, 'I’m not going to church, I’m going to the news.'
He got into a fight with his neighbor over which president was better.
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a dude who spends more time on TikTok than he does at work and still calls himself a boss.
He posted a TikTok of him eating pizza at 3 AM and said it was 'a strategic move.'
He told his boss, 'I’m not lazy, I’m just highly motivated.'
He got fired but still posted about it like it was a flex.
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